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Tommy’s Joke
of the Day

KNOCK! KNOCK!...
Who’s there?
Abba...!
Abba who?
A: Abba banana!

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KNOCK! KNOCK!...
Who’s there?
Abbey...!
Abbey who?
A: Abbey stung me on the nose!

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KNOCK! KNOCK!...
Who’s there?
Ada...!
Ada who?
A: Ada lot for breakfast!!


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